Fw: Rise and shine

 
 
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the  60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and  most of the time you stand there and nothing comes  out."

"Ah,  that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,  you don't have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives,  eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes  out!"

"Actually,"  said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of  all."

"Do  you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No,  I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a  flat rock -- no problem at all."

"So,  do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No,  I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated,  the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and  crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."