A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews.
So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, "Pardon me, but I'd like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?"
The waiter said, "I no know. I go into kitchen and ask manager."
After taking his order, the waiter went to the kitchen and returned in a few minutes. He explained to the man, "No. No Chinese Jews.
We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews."
it's Amazing what a few Dutchmen and Scots can put together!
- I have heard many versions of "Amazing Grace" but you will be amazed at this performance in Australia under the leadership of Andre Rieu who always provides world class music. Every time I hear bagpipes it sends chills up my spine! Enjoy and I hope you have a great week!!! "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me…I once was lost but now am found, was blind, but now, I see."
John G. White
20 Sturbridge Lane
Greensboro, North Carolina 27408-3842
I would guess this problem is Nationwide!
Gotta love Texas!! It only makes sense, and would probably curtail generations of welfare recipients taking unfair advantage of the system that was put in place to temporarily help those who are going through an unexpected rough time making ends meet. If only we could get her and MANY like her in CHARGE OF our Country. 21 YRS OLD, could this mean there is still HOPE .....
"IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM"
WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE
Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do the best.
This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.
This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX
PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .
Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."
Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!
Yes! - the voting part hits the right chord!
QUESTION ALL OTHERS,
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN.YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS
One Nation UNDER GOD
Four things you can't recover:
The love.......after it's been lost. The word.........after it's said.
The occasion........after it's missed. The time...........after it's gone.