Fw: 7 Thoughts to Ponder

7 THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

 
Number 7

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 6

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers-- What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow


... and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age-- It doesn't last that long."