Fw: Jesus - what was he?

There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.     He called everyone brother;
2.     He liked Gospel;
3.     He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.     He went into His Father's business;
2.     He lived at home until he was 33;
3.     He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.     He talked with His hands;
2.     He had wine with His meals;
3.     He used olive oil.
But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.     He never cut His hair;
2.     He walked around barefoot all the time;
3.     He started a new religion.
 
But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1.     He was at peace with nature;
2.     He ate a lot of fish;
3.     He talked about the Great Spirit.
 
But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.     He never got married;
2.     He was always telling stories;
3.     He loved green pastures.
 
But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a  woman:
1.     He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food;
2.     He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it;
3.     And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
 

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Can I get an AMEN?!?!