Skinny dipping

                  An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for 
several years.

                  He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped 
for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, 
and some apple and peach trees.

                  One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the 
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

                  He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some 
fruit.

                  As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and 
laughing with glee.

                  As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women 
skinny-dipping in his pond.

                  He made the women aware of his presence and they all 
went to the deep end.

                  One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out 
until you leave!'

                  The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch 
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

                  Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator....'

Some old men can still think fast !!