tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32054168616815210362024-03-13T11:29:33.652-04:00Best Emails Out ThereUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-49676567229356089912015-10-08T12:06:00.001-04:002015-10-08T12:06:51.313-04:00Fwd: : The Gay Cowboy<div><font face="Verdana" size="2"> </font></div><table id="201179" border="0" width="100%" height="400"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" valign="top"><div style="font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000"><div style="FONT-STYLE: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; COLOR: #000; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><div class="Section1"><div><div><div><div id="yiv1110675588"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><p style="BACKGROUND: white" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 20pt"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">The Gay Cowboy</span><span style="COLOR: black"></span></p></div> <div> <div style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"> <p style="BACKGROUND: white" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.<br></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. <br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">She quietly called him over to her.<br></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">"Now take off my skirt." <br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.<br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br> <br><br></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS' ; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 24pt">Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"</span><span style="COLOR: black"></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <p style="BACKGROUND: white" class="MsoNormal"><br></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><style type="text/css">p { margin: 0; }</style><style>@font-face { font-family: Cambria Math; } @font-face { font-family: Calibri; } @font-face { font-family: Tahoma; } @font-face { font-family: Comic Sans MS; } @page Section1 {size: 8.5in 11.0in; margin: 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in; } P.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 12pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman","serif" } LI.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 12pt; 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They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.<br></span></font></b><font color="#0000a1" size="4"><span style="COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br></span></font><img id="_x0000_i1025" width="208" height="206" src="cid:VM4$01$W1979321117$22025@atl4webmail20"><font color="#0000a1" size="4"><span style="COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br><br>The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'<br><br>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'<br><br></span></font><img id="_x0000_i1026" width="259" height="176" src="cid:VM4$02$W1979321117$22025@atl4webmail20"><font color="#0000a1" size="4"><span style="COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br><br>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.<br><br></span></font><img id="_x0000_i1027" width="220" height="202" src="cid:VM4$03$W1979321117$22025@atl4webmail20"><font color="#0000a1" size="4"><span style="COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br><br>They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.<br><br>Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.<br><br></span></font><img id="_x0000_i1028" width="241" height="464" src="cid:VM4$04$W1979321117$22025@atl4webmail20"><font color="#0000a1" size="4"><span style="COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br><br>The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....<br><br><br><br>'Go get your Mother'<br><br></span></font><img id="_x0000_i1029" width="395" height="367" src="cid:VM4$05$W1979321117$22025@atl4webmail20"></p></td></tr> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; 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PADDING-LEFT: 0in; WIDTH: 570.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="761"> <table class="yiv1463510956MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 567.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="757"> <table class="yiv1463510956MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; WIDTH: 567.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="757"> <table class="yiv1463510956MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; WIDTH: 567.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="757"> <table style="MARGIN-LEFT: 10.5pt" class="yiv1463510956MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; WIDTH: 557.25pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="743"> <table style="MARGIN-LEFT: 10.5pt" class="yiv1463510956MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; WIDTH: 546.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="729"> <table class="yiv1463510956MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; WIDTH: 546.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="729"> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">What is Celibacy?</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Dorcus listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">He then addressed the men.</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">Frank leaned over, touched Dorcus's arm gently, and whispered,</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?"</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 21pt">And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.</span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"><img id="yiv1463510956d3359fa5-64dc-40fe-821c-872b74199e45" alt="Description: ATT0003422.jpg" width="188" height="340" src="cid:VM4$02$W1963230069$3830@atl4webmail12"></span></div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="COLOR: black"> </span> </div> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 15pt">SMILE TODAY</span> </div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div> <div> <div> <div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> </div></div></div> <div> <div> <div> </div></div></div> <div> <div> <div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><style type="text/css">p { margin: 0; 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COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.</span></b></div><div><div class="ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></span></div> <div class="ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></div> <div class="ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."</span></b><span class="ecxapple-converted-space"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."</span></b><span class="ecxapple-converted-space"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></span></div> <div class="ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"</span></b><span class="ecxapple-converted-space"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></span></div> <div class="ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'</span></b><span class="ecxapple-converted-space"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></span></div> <div class="ecxMsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"</span></b><span class="ecxapple-converted-space"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial' ,'sans-serif' ; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-SIZE: 16pt">"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma' ,'sans-serif' ; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></span></div></div><br><br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-64677552014856358932015-04-22T10:56:00.002-04:002015-04-22T10:56:55.070-04:00Toos at the club video<div id="fb-root"></div><script>(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));</script><div class="fb-video" data-allowfullscreen="true" data-href="/official.addiktion/videos/vb.218981758205516/590421287728226/?type=1"><div class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><blockquote cite="/official.addiktion/videos/590421287728226/"><a href="/official.addiktion/videos/590421287728226/"></a><p>When the music drops...More at --> ADDIKTION</p>Posted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/official.addiktion">ADDIKTION</a> on Monday, April 20, 2015</blockquote></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-78720497884043831002014-03-07T09:20:00.000-05:002014-03-07T09:21:04.086-05:00Fw: This is the most important blog post I've ever written<table id="backgroundTable" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td id="bodyCell" width="100%" bgcolor="#F2F2F2"><div align="center"> <table id="templateTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="604" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> <table id="headerTable" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td class="bodyContent" width="100%" bgcolor="#F2F2F2"> <table class="templateColumnWrapper" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td class="column" width="100%" bgcolor="#F2F2F2"><div align="right"> <p><font size="1" color="#999999" face="Verdana">Not rendering correctly? 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It's about what happened exactly one year ago today. Please read it and share it with others. </i></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Last week a friend told me about a recent fender bender. While driving, he'd been dictating an email on his cell phone. He wanted to get a few extra things done before he got to the office. </font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">We all do things like that. Multitasking is a way of life. It's our strategy to keep up with our whirlwind of a job. In the car, we'll make calls, catch up on messages and text people when we're running late.</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>That's exactly what Carla Brennan was doing on the morning of March 4, 2013 – the day her life collided with mine (and others). Literally. </b></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Here's what happened. My husband, Fred, left our house about 9 AM. Fifteen minutes later he called. His voice was weak, shaken. "I've been in an accident. I think people were hurt -- badly." After assuring me he was okay, he told me where he was.</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">I rushed to the scene, a half mile from my home. It was cordoned off. A helicopter was there. Ambulances, police and fire fighters were everywhere. Someone escorted me to my husband, very carefully maneuvering me around the accident scene to get to his car about a block up the road.</font><div align="center"><br> <a href="http://em.jillkonrath.com/events/public/v1/track/c/W3P8jjP3tVMkNW3gvb0t3N_dCDw47wR3C5Mq2/W2CwRH_2MwRRPW21mBSr1Z8Hfqw4mL.kS93j2/2/f18dQhb0S3kg7rXfcFT_Fw_8zhv6kW5vfnFg61J2fZW3ngq181kV26FW61L1b197GMbtW70PP2w2dSQz4W1630813_.wgrW36SYnY24sSPqW8l.lmF1NpsCCW89f1tb9g.SZ1W3csQ3R3XTZMzW9bTklD31L9bYW5qVkJg8L8sfyW29Sm8p1n6kv5W2m_qw032bSS5W7lyG_w1mKfRtW6.4Pmq7Lyh9kW78N6YS4Q4hmYVLG8sH89FwXHW7qhBGj5.HqYxW2zQsxZ12cmLwVV9P7Q7knrY2W4qpsQP2LLQpcW3lzWd526YX5DW2mszRn8MXcP9W96Qx8s4FxBGXW75QrJQ8R3xwrW3P7hlr1HBRqjW12yj0k3cbCkBW39HZD41zk5XdN1D8NJ.RQ7ZjMnQW0ZJmtBCN6wQZhNF_KwrMbl6vcdzjt5W4gcHvM6xPrBKVb3jjR1_KNJPW8qWnK41qCvZPW5JrStp2JNslpVmJ9g48wdg7dW17ktl35PgSKQW6V38yR3DJ_zRW50kd3t3_rNFZW80bxTQ1HrSnFW9lm1g08zrYMzVWXlKf8.DRcsW6jLwnc2kx8JlW5Fjz4F8gWc72W6cJFr47CpdhPdWmWhM11"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4dfL6WtbAKBtYFtl2iQrIWnqc6q2GeYAZUut-rPeAcNjtyuw31TCgKAbpGyzdgaVfHuNaSzK96tV9WdHu_o7KkYqjrd6NOPC3ks8vjhYXx_1aWxuqwsTPjeMcqJ0anxjE4HDaggCRarJs/s1600/1D549927-769714.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4dfL6WtbAKBtYFtl2iQrIWnqc6q2GeYAZUut-rPeAcNjtyuw31TCgKAbpGyzdgaVfHuNaSzK96tV9WdHu_o7KkYqjrd6NOPC3ks8vjhYXx_1aWxuqwsTPjeMcqJ0anxjE4HDaggCRarJs/s320/1D549927-769714.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5988052297310093282" /></a></a></div><br> <font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">When I got there, he was still in the Suburu, behind the wheel, bloody and covered with glass. "I think I hit some pedestrians," he said in a daze. "Do you know what happened to them?"</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">I didn't, but it was clear he needed medical attention.The EMTs took over and I followed them to the emergency ward. I was grateful he was alive. </font> <p><font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>So what actually did happen that morning?</b></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">When Fred turned onto the main street by our place, he noticed a man and woman out for a walk. To avoid crowding them, he moved into the inside lane. Not another car was in sight. Moments later, he glanced in the rear view mirror and saw a car bearing down on him at an incredible speed.</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Instantly it slammed into him, propelling his car like an out-of-control projectile in the direction of the two pedestrians. As he desperately tried to avoid them, he saw the man push his wife out of the way in an attempt to save her life. After hitting them, his car careened into the bridge barriers, ricocheted back onto the road and finally came to a stop half a block away. </font> <p><font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>In the blink of an eye, everything changed. </b></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Ms. Brennan, the driver of the car that hit my husband, was late for work that morning. She was speeding. And then she got a text from her boss. "Where are you?" it said. She replied … and before she finished she ran into my husband's car.</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">The truth is, she never even saw him. She was too wrapped up in her message, trying to text her boss that she was on the way. It was a deadly mistake.</font> <p><a href="http://em.jillkonrath.com/events/public/v1/track/c/W3P8jjP3tVMkNW3gvb0t3N_dCDw47wR3C5Mq2/W4cPT5X43RrpvW3vd6DQ41WWXQw2WrL9Q93P2/2/f18dQhb0S3kg84YsJ2Tw07J7.kRCWW6lwDhl3WPHspVCqDmd7LFfGgW3_tj5M4BS_zQW4cQWGD2hXFnlW18wxXw6Pl3LTW1sw2xL1qqMx.W9jzpQ14f5qtfW5yP7PB1H00StW525j4R612BHQVqMC.46NyV1rW3pWhgz1kHRtMW7wpRJ05TndttW4qJsPF9hrPf2W8y4JKc3MtyynVZKgjP7skRw8W75pM3h4NjQrSW7l8.q05n5qclN8LfsjhJcK50W4.V3_z8bvzK9W83wYmw6KV1dnW6LnndZ7nbs47N2bXf0ZqmY94W24Zdq66F4_q2W7KT2Mp8Bj6mTW2L5km75gv1cBW5g531334s8jmW3CgZhr86SSGbW7bsrJj4cKPgFW7lPdZG56BKfsV6lY.z4XnHtQW7998mG8t1HY5MsZGcZHHxjRW4TYCX97NL7SpW3K9jSQ5sqF8dW1kcmzr2S69PMW5M72ML59wYNcN2.7BvCF8xWhW17y9b38Zlb1dW90HjKY1twpggVtZG121r7_X1W6HVrv37Q34kCW7rtfyw3MmZCGW2LQ0vJ1cRR.jN15C8Hmx2HvVW4Xxr7r56kt5VV8phsC8pcbqDW2lXdnp7.7xd00"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge3I683WR8IKZYoLsqej8sxMFjgZlQL73-AJX2zuIfCD6fwmMH6F2ORgdH7P6fu6GFzyo4CeOBjxuFbsNtvzv5cniosVHsqqVeEoAYx4q25OofqV-TCK5qlFSubFmIMPmFc1822MCA3lxt/s1600/1D442176-771789.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge3I683WR8IKZYoLsqej8sxMFjgZlQL73-AJX2zuIfCD6fwmMH6F2ORgdH7P6fu6GFzyo4CeOBjxuFbsNtvzv5cniosVHsqqVeEoAYx4q25OofqV-TCK5qlFSubFmIMPmFc1822MCA3lxt/s320/1D442176-771789.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5988052304885442146" /></a></a><font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>Distracted driving killed Dave Henson.</b></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">He was 57 years old, a marathoner, biker, golfer, loving husband, father of 3, grandfather of 12 and all-round good guy. His wife, Leslee was severely injured and transported via helicopter to a major trauma center.</font> <p><font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>Flash forward a year.</b></font><font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"> </font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Since the accident, Leslee has made a miraculous recovery, despite having over 5000 stitches, a broken neck, a broken back and multiple other injuries. She misses her husband terribly, as do her children and grandchildren. Such a tragedy. </font><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif"><i>(Check out her video below.)</i></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">My husband still struggles with what happened. Even though intellectually he knows that it wasn't his fault, he still feels a sense of responsibility. </font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Ms. Brennan has been charged with 2</font><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif"><sup>nd</sup></font><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif"> degree criminal vehicular homicide involving a handheld wireless communication device while driving. Her trial is coming up soon. She will likely spend time in jail. And, she'll have to live with the fact that her actions killed a good man.</font> <p><font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>The eye-opening facts on distracted driving. </b></font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">The truth is more than 80% of drivers admit to blatantly hazardous behavior while driving. I used to be one of them. The accident changed me. So did these eye-opening statistics*. </font> <ul type="disc" style="padding-left: 36pt"> <li><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Distracted driving is a factor in 1 out of 4 crashes nationally.</font> <li><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Texting while driving makes you 23 times more likely to be in a car crash.</font> <li><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">When drivers read/send text messages, their reaction time is doubled. </font> <li><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">4.6 seconds is the average time your eyes are off the road when texting. If you're going 55 mph, you will travel the length of a football field during that time. </font> <li><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Drivers on cell phones are more impaired than drivers with a .08 blood alcohol level (legally drunk).</font> <li><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Using a cell phone while driving makes you 4x more likely to get into a crash serious enough to injure yourself. </font></ul> <br> <font size="4" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>Don't be driven to distraction. </b></font> <p><a href="http://em.jillkonrath.com/events/public/v1/track/c/W3P8jjP3tVMkNW3gvb0t3N_dCDw47wR3C5Mq2/W1_mPMb3M09QQW3QBKNf4rBdkWw2.DF0sbts2/2/f18dQhb0S3kg7rFgcKV11KW76drVb4W8Zyzkr2rKCtpVvv91g7yxV7jW2lvccw2WC.gPW7B6yMq3thmb5W8z5BCJ7LnfGdN2JChsVl63_MW5T9YmV5vr6TmW93qZFX4_7ltTW4Qx8qT6_6_4rW6q4FMc25ntKPW1dR96g2fN_2gW7gsYGl1cC.1TN1mTPJ_7cyn0W6cPn393p5DhtW3v7N0.3ZtWL.W5zB_m26g9QwrVYLNQR2lcGczW83MYcG4nC3wjW8V4dV86t90QXW4z0cDj7k3szTVHC5K87vHH1lW6cjY3p8q.t7pW3GtQVp1lYlcyVttGXx39G3SDW4G6..6763qGHV6Mmn36bMG9XW3pkMrD5lYs2LW8mc9l17D5t8_N42Y8gL3JB4bN434MmdkGLQVN3Vs_1CljKyDN2Kt47MfZtzhW1.qZfm5JY_xYW1SQ0B35h1hwrW5_J2jN2VD5x8W90S8FX1f7SDDN6CzbF1Fr._XW4Km8DJ5SbCnBN2QNs2wrWYcjW5RqJ_85xJfRXW7Gm7L88M.H5nW5MJsXp4wqDJkW6Kq4JW2xSM2LW5tcd7Z7XF6lfW4Bszcc7zZCGRN5PqLqgRb2XYVLdvJH7.7xd00"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK0JzAk6i2QkwTxiSvxRfJz2V7sq_i-SckQKJ5Xsw8G2Jj9T6lrgvK1-H51qwQG36HTN5hiegr8b5xHrQBPm6u_I_PgMy2rHnZAw0T6nLbRWVK-8QF4Jc0r4TIo4jy0XDt6p5CDpxj5KOA/s1600/1D371513-774988.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK0JzAk6i2QkwTxiSvxRfJz2V7sq_i-SckQKJ5Xsw8G2Jj9T6lrgvK1-H51qwQG36HTN5hiegr8b5xHrQBPm6u_I_PgMy2rHnZAw0T6nLbRWVK-8QF4Jc0r4TIo4jy0XDt6p5CDpxj5KOA/s320/1D371513-774988.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5988052319710967954" /></a></a><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Clearly this is a problem of epidemic proportions. While we sometimes get caught up in the urgency of our work, the truth is ... it can wait. Seriously. It's not a good sales strategy. In fact, it's a killer.</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Please, please, don't text while driving. Pull over to take any calls. And, if you're the passenger in the car, make sure the driver follows these rules too.</font> <p><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">Doing so could save your life. And, it could save the lives of your friends, family, children, colleagues and total strangers. That's what matters. </font><div align="center"><br> <font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">____________</font></div><br> <font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif"><b>A Texting Tragedy: </b></font><font size="2" color="#444444" face="serif">To learn more, check out this video with Leslee and my husband. 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face="sans-serif"> </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">He calls animal control. </font><font size="5" color="#000080" face="sans-serif"> </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">He calls a veterinarian. </font><font size="5" color="#000080" face="sans-serif"> </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The running trail gets shut down for six months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. </font><font size="5" color="#000080" face="sans-serif"> </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.</font><br> <font size="3" face="Comic Sans MS"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#FF0000" face="sans-serif"><b><br> Texas</b></font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif"><br> The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. </font><font size="5" color="#000080" face="sans-serif"> </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. </font><font size="5" color="#000080" face="sans-serif"> </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The Governor has spent 50 cents on a .45 ACP hollow-point cartridge.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">The buzzards eat the dead coyote.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">And that, my friends, </font><font size="5" color="#FF0000" face="sans-serif">is why California is broke </font><font size="5" color="#505050" face="sans-serif">and Texas is not</font><font size="5" face="sans-serif">!!!!</font>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-91456309643421125812014-01-28T12:02:00.001-05:002014-01-28T12:02:41.967-05:00Fw: THE LADY PLUMBER<ul style="padding-left: 144pt"> <p><font size="2" face="Arial">WHAT A WOMAN</font> <ul style="padding-left: 36pt"><font size="2" face="Arial">Read the story below and we then understand how pathetic and superficial our world has become.<br> <br> Remember this lady?</font><br> <font size="3" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZOl-L0gbSRTRULf40J4U0_qqSiVzLYywKMenMV5gwBf3dDSeKyJH7l663JFfpGJeJYUQh2h20tnkGCRUO_Bq4qrf3N5pHAklUhRzFQJAf2jOuC2Qoim3Rt4HgJm26SMnYSRZwf_ioVnNA/s1600/1F929217-761967.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZOl-L0gbSRTRULf40J4U0_qqSiVzLYywKMenMV5gwBf3dDSeKyJH7l663JFfpGJeJYUQh2h20tnkGCRUO_Bq4qrf3N5pHAklUhRzFQJAf2jOuC2Qoim3Rt4HgJm26SMnYSRZwf_ioVnNA/s320/1F929217-761967.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5973992685916867698" /></a><br> <font size="2" face="Arial">Irena Sendler<br> <br> Died: May 12, 2008 (aged 98)<br> Warsaw , Poland</font><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjde4aZMscGtayPe3j0_Kh2sXa9UtwX_G6dbpa48ZrgA9Ld5Qjm0zDUa9dLmtXIyOj5rar-MVKH1X7PQ0G17YwvTQG40KYrNR3cAZlIR-hxL7kVzjuakmRo40yuxqZ_ZGFpU7Gnn-rjKScw/s1600/1F509529-764468.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjde4aZMscGtayPe3j0_Kh2sXa9UtwX_G6dbpa48ZrgA9Ld5Qjm0zDUa9dLmtXIyOj5rar-MVKH1X7PQ0G17YwvTQG40KYrNR3cAZlIR-hxL7kVzjuakmRo40yuxqZ_ZGFpU7Gnn-rjKScw/s320/1F509529-764468.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5973992696143563666" /></a><font size="2" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial">During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. <br> She had an ulterior motive.<br> <br> <br> Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried.</font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial">She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.<br> <br> Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. <br> <br> The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.<br> <br> </font><a 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After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family.<br> Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.<br> <br> </font><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLM8Pv0bEn-PpNQh-D9Ax2ZMM-Xo1vw15EIfMVNnrfJQfkbSWl3-yumYF7Jft9QpaqA_8T_cYYAvY07V3t_aNQegQblo2aYKX7XObf3p9uhzZ-bL5YmNprq3iR3Xq0ZatAXFuEhUnOU8h_/s1600/1F942967-768907.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLM8Pv0bEn-PpNQh-D9Ax2ZMM-Xo1vw15EIfMVNnrfJQfkbSWl3-yumYF7Jft9QpaqA_8T_cYYAvY07V3t_aNQegQblo2aYKX7XObf3p9uhzZ-bL5YmNprq3iR3Xq0ZatAXFuEhUnOU8h_/s320/1F942967-768907.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5973992716882840946" /></a><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> <br> In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. <br> She was not selected. <br> Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming. <br> <br> Later another politician,<br> Barack Obama, won for his work as a community organizer for ACORN.<br> <br> In MEMORIAM - 65 YEARS LATER<br> It is now more than 65 years since the Second World War in Europe ended.<br> This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, In memory of the six million Jews, 20 million<br> Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred,<br> <br> Now, more than ever, with Iran , and others, claiming the HOLOCAUST to be 'a myth', it's imperative to make sure the world never forgets, because there are others who would like to do it again.<br> <br> This email has been verified as mostly true on snopes.com.</font></ul> </ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-62949605978929615982014-01-16T12:13:00.001-05:002014-01-16T12:13:30.583-05:00Fw: What Our Country Needs!<table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="1523"> <p><font size="4" face="Times New Roman"><b>A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl. She wanted to know what the United States looked like.</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> </font><font size="1" face="serif"><b> </b></font><font size="4" face="serif"><b>Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country.</b></font><br> <font size="4" face="serif"><b>Tearing it </b></font><font size="4" face="Times New Roman"><b>into small pieces, he gave it to her and <br> said, 'Go into the other room and see if you can <br> put this together.</b></font><div align="center"><font size="1" face="Times New Roman"><br> </font><font size="2" face="serif"><br> </font><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8YIflr5uxEAEtyCkocdrFapkAZKuz9UDDC-Emd6GL5mbA4ZkEEdPjusR5nlmuojubRF6O9cAwB9LvSjBDl8lfFSxTY0lb62v5ji0eRuOnsB_sS8bMPjUgmujdLDH1t62ZEmRYE2MCSggJ/s1600/14257088-710584.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8YIflr5uxEAEtyCkocdrFapkAZKuz9UDDC-Emd6GL5mbA4ZkEEdPjusR5nlmuojubRF6O9cAwB9LvSjBDl8lfFSxTY0lb62v5ji0eRuOnsB_sS8bMPjUgmujdLDH1t62ZEmRYE2MCSggJ/s320/14257088-710584.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5969542453859030402" /></a><font size="4" face="serif"><b><br> <br> After a few minutes, she returned and handed him the <br> map, correctly fitted and taped together.</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> </font><font size="4" face="serif"><b><br> The father was surprised and asked how she had <br> finished so quickly..</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> </font><font size="4" face="serif"><b><br> 'Oh,' she said, 'on the other side of the paper is a <br> picture of Jesus.</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> </font><font size="4" face="serif"><b><br> When I got all of Jesus back where He <br> belonged,</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> </font><font size="4" face="serif"><b><br> Then our country just came together.'</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> <br> </font><font size="2" face="serif"><br> </font><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw_RklAkRo_i3pNTFTP7ciMICEg1SHWyvVlRMHII5NkTC65DX2ejVO104RnZo0qRTjWMuZ5mneF0LaCYu1ULhFe6LHNJ8Ynsz_DiWlOKpi3zptXDSfMXUAKSNfnGFCeNQRhWPMJvrHSyDw/s1600/14089091-713554.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw_RklAkRo_i3pNTFTP7ciMICEg1SHWyvVlRMHII5NkTC65DX2ejVO104RnZo0qRTjWMuZ5mneF0LaCYu1ULhFe6LHNJ8Ynsz_DiWlOKpi3zptXDSfMXUAKSNfnGFCeNQRhWPMJvrHSyDw/s320/14089091-713554.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5969542460562740946" /></a><font size="6" color="#FF0000" face="serif"><b><br> This one is worth forwarding.<br> OVER AND <br> OVER</b></font><font size="6" face="serif"><b> </b></font><font size="6" color="#FF0000" face="serif"><b>AND OVER <br> AGAIN.<br> AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!!</b></font><font size="1" face="serif"> </font><font size="6" face="serif"><br> <br> Sooo........ <br> When we get Jesus back where He <br> Belongs—</font><br> <font size="6" color="#FF0000" face="Times New Roman"><b>Our country will come together.</b></font></div></td></tr> </table> <ul style="padding-left: 72pt"></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-43418167304191150372013-12-18T16:04:00.001-05:002013-12-18T16:04:14.649-05:00Fw: New Christmas Card<p><font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Twas the month before Christmas.</b></font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>When all through our land, </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Not a Christian was praying </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Nor taking a stand. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Why the PC Police had taken away </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>The reason for Christmas - no one could say. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>The children were told by their schools not to sing </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a 'Holiday'. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Something was changing, something quite odd! </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>As Targets were hanging their trees upside down </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>At Lowe's the word Christmas was nowhere to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. </b></font><br> <font size="2" face="Times New Roman"> </font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><b> </b></font><font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty a</b></font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><b> </b></font><font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>re words used to intimidate me. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry & Clinton! </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>forbidden to speak of salvation and grace </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded The reason for the season, stopped before it started. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree' Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me. </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Choose your words carefully, choose what you say </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Shout 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' not Happy Holiday! </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>All Christians should join together and wish everyone you meet a 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' & remember that </b></font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><b> </b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#C00000" face="Tahoma"><b>Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!</b></font>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-60973309720849278292013-12-11T10:36:00.000-05:002013-12-11T10:37:02.470-05:00Fw: Bible Study-"Left and Right"<p><font size="3" face="Tahoma"><b>Bible Study</b></font><font size="3" face="Tahoma"><br> </font> <ul style="padding-left: 72pt"><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>"Left" and "Right": A little Bible study</b></font><font size="4" color="#1F497D" face="Arial"><b>. </b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Remember what Jesus said:</b></font><font size="4" color="#FF2600" face="Arial"><b> 'Goats on the left, sheep on the righ</b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>t' (Matthew 25:33).</b></font><font size="4" color="#1F497D" face="Arial"><b> </b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><b> </b></font><br> <br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Jesus told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat.</b></font><br> <br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>John 21:6 (NIV) </b></font><font size="4" color="#FF2600" face="Calibri"><b>He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."</b></font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b><br> Origin of Left & Right... I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left". </b></font><font size="4" color="#1F497D" face="Arial"><b> </b></font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - </b></font><font size="4" color="#FF2600" face="Arial"><b>"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."</b></font><font size="4" color="#1F497D" face="Arial"><b> </b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen. Can't get any simpler than that.</b></font><br> <br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Spelling Lesson :<br> The last four letters in American..........I Can <br> The last four letters in Republican........I Can <br> The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats <br> <br> End of lesson. Test to follow on November 6, 2014</b></font><font size="4" color="#1F497D" face="Arial"><b>. </b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.</b></font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-24599682797708820872013-12-02T08:54:00.001-05:002013-12-02T08:54:29.274-05:00Fw: Steve Jobs ( very clever)<ul style="padding-left: 36pt"> <p><font size="4" face="Arial">Be sure to see the last one. All are good.</font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"> </font> <ul style="padding-left: 36pt"><font size="2" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial">--</font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i>Subject:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"> Steve Jobs ( very clever)</font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"> </font> <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="100%" valign="middle"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2Zk6ubCHcI6cbKR2sXMgxVEhSw2qqqZL5yBRThX2pTTO19huOdUiyfHUVVBc5NNQjXDYMtJxAiyJCpvXUklKf9kQF97V1kXx6sVXMhoRymhHG3p42oMPsZkYlQbjQwHiuqcoFHm4e3Tqy/s1600/34624551-769274.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2Zk6ubCHcI6cbKR2sXMgxVEhSw2qqqZL5yBRThX2pTTO19huOdUiyfHUVVBc5NNQjXDYMtJxAiyJCpvXUklKf9kQF97V1kXx6sVXMhoRymhHG3p42oMPsZkYlQbjQwHiuqcoFHm4e3Tqy/s320/34624551-769274.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5952792331236086626" /></a><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4E2rq5yOySxTqi2NIc0usnxDOSnrSen59Xna6nUNhGvkUYCpbuKYmw-huMsylrN7TwIJTZktMz4WJEOeDsKjUJJq9DVAWP2GEkBxhbEQVmQmYw-LIZ-k8lgBZMWVbduv0dp-6oUVZnHRC/s1600/34775759-773480.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4E2rq5yOySxTqi2NIc0usnxDOSnrSen59Xna6nUNhGvkUYCpbuKYmw-huMsylrN7TwIJTZktMz4WJEOeDsKjUJJq9DVAWP2GEkBxhbEQVmQmYw-LIZ-k8lgBZMWVbduv0dp-6oUVZnHRC/s320/34775759-773480.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5952792348930567842" /></a><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsvved1NP-orIOKwX_EceOCBSgKQQdotehdPnwTWxdTvVIVTjM0wMK7bb_RGatx7ZwGNBUgp62yG0pzrRo8xuExJIIMqq8lIVgrQ3ccP6dkGJtldTphFI2PCVg_aCE1jEdfg1XFsYp3Yn9/s1600/34864536-775785.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsvved1NP-orIOKwX_EceOCBSgKQQdotehdPnwTWxdTvVIVTjM0wMK7bb_RGatx7ZwGNBUgp62yG0pzrRo8xuExJIIMqq8lIVgrQ3ccP6dkGJtldTphFI2PCVg_aCE1jEdfg1XFsYp3Yn9/s320/34864536-775785.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5952792359652408306" /></a><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgVpevhmYrlv5dg_KxuTq2cOLp0MvoMbbNc863uJx_PCCVb5Rlw3jcJoavB3qtffohz_jo8i_MnSJaJE2BeQ782GJZlzH7rnT5lhe42E9Zh-KLqrL-m3aP-bPShPg1TyyaXfBtuMfzKNnO/s1600/34132012-778236.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgVpevhmYrlv5dg_KxuTq2cOLp0MvoMbbNc863uJx_PCCVb5Rlw3jcJoavB3qtffohz_jo8i_MnSJaJE2BeQ782GJZlzH7rnT5lhe42E9Zh-KLqrL-m3aP-bPShPg1TyyaXfBtuMfzKNnO/s320/34132012-778236.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5952792366117135810" /></a><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKp6_a4hdt5jjufPBYao6qd0Gtubj6wgDgEkEtT1IojzlhcQf1hlD8I0bO_3zVqwEqMhl12SWDzxNu57L0LQV7FoXQukvtjdTjeniaRBkDUCo8hyphenhyphenlcehvcwVVcKk3mUEbt2ZrO_8Jg7Pe2/s1600/34680136-780105.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKp6_a4hdt5jjufPBYao6qd0Gtubj6wgDgEkEtT1IojzlhcQf1hlD8I0bO_3zVqwEqMhl12SWDzxNu57L0LQV7FoXQukvtjdTjeniaRBkDUCo8hyphenhyphenlcehvcwVVcKk3mUEbt2ZrO_8Jg7Pe2/s320/34680136-780105.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5952792377785893330" /></a><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEXJQL6mUGOfGZO6qB_eO4l_ygaXDwxK7bBLY5JAAxUAOHR5XCo2pCHhci8TpU-IO4IiTr5cagEdLV7O2eSM90dFHQJTycKHK2Iy8-nOYluT_Y4qyXWL1_q27GwyCVkukGBgrYD_s63twA/s1600/34363462-782418.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEXJQL6mUGOfGZO6qB_eO4l_ygaXDwxK7bBLY5JAAxUAOHR5XCo2pCHhci8TpU-IO4IiTr5cagEdLV7O2eSM90dFHQJTycKHK2Iy8-nOYluT_Y4qyXWL1_q27GwyCVkukGBgrYD_s63twA/s320/34363462-782418.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5952792385944197426" /></a><br> <font size="4" face="serif"><b>18 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ......</b></font><br> <font size="4" face="serif"><b>Now they have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.</b></font></td></tr> </table> <font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"> </font></ul> <br> <font size="3" face="Arial"><br> </font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-79573555133597143842013-12-02T08:48:00.001-05:002013-12-02T08:48:27.762-05:00Fwd: Obama Flowers metaphor<p><font size="4" face="Arial"><b><i>Obama Flowers</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers, My name is Trina. How can I help you?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>: Hello. I received an email from Professional Flowers stating that my flower order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your website, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>: Yes! I am sorry about the website. It should be fixed by the end of November. But I can help you.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>: Thanks, I ordered a "Spring Bouquet" for our anniversary, and wanted it delivered to my wife.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>: Interrupting, Sir, "Spring Bouquets" do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with Red Roses.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>: But I have always ordered "Spring Bouquets", done it for years, my wife likes them.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Roses are better, sir, I am sure your wife will love them.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>: Well, how much are they?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> What's the difference?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> 6, 12,18 or 24 Red Roses.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> The Silver package may be okay, how much is it?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> It depends sir, what is your monthly income?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> What does that have to do with anything?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> I need that to determine your government flower subsidy, then I can determine how much your out-of-pocket cost will be. But if your income is below our minimums for a subsidy, then I can refer you to our FlowerAid department.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> FlowerAid?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Yes, Flowers are a right. Everyone has a right to flowers. So, if you can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge to you at taxpayer expense.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Who said they were a right?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it constitutional.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Whoa! I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i>flowers</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> as a </i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i>right</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i>.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> It is not really a "Right in the Constitution," but ObamaFlowers is Constitutional because the Supreme Court Ruled it a "Tax". Taxes are Constitutional. But we feel it is a right.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> I don't believe this.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> It's the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Forget it, I think I will forgo the flowers this year.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> In that case sir, I will still need your monthly income.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Why?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> To determine what your 'non-participation' cost would be.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> WHAT? You can't charge me for NOT buying flowers!</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer interrupting:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> This is ridiculous, I'll pay the $9.50.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Sir, it is $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a rip-off!</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Look, I'm going to call my Congressman to find out what's going on here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to pay it.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Sorry to hear that sir. That's why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Customer:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING?</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> So they get your GPS coordinates sir.</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i><br> Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door</i></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="2" face="Arial"><b><i><br> Receptionist:</i></b></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><i> That would be the IRS sir. Thanks for calling ObamaFlowers. Have a nice day and God Bless America</i></font>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-66744604630896361402013-11-05T15:59:00.001-05:002013-11-05T15:59:28.538-05:00Fw: Old Fart Pride...<table class="yiv802117721MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="762" bgcolor="#FDF6E8"> <p><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">I never really thought much about the terminology</font><br> <font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">"Old Farts"but this gives me a clearer understanding/appreciation of it!!</font><br> <font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">And if you ain't one, I bet ya you know one!</font><br> <font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">I got this from an "Old Fart" friend of mine!</font><br> <font size="3" face="serif"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif"><b><u>OLD FART PRIDE</u></b></font><br> <font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.</font><br> <font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <ul type="disc" style="padding-left: 36pt"> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbour, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font> <li><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif">It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.<br> <br> This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.<br> <br> We need them now more than ever.<br> </font><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif"><b><br> Thank God for Old Farts!</b></font><font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif"><br> <br> Pass this on to all the "Old Farts" you know.</font><font size="3" face="serif"> </font></ul> <font size="5" color="#800000" face="serif"><br> I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.</font></td></tr> </table> <ul style="padding-left: 144pt"><font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-48457601543388763942013-10-30T17:30:00.000-04:002013-10-30T17:31:40.175-04:00Fw: Trick & ?<p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVPjpP-xJfV4R-BTdW6C-HyJmoXumT2sr_LaJrP6_5NE7pQcU8JNIDWWZ9VQgcmU20dqdSHymWMgIHp-qgEvyUDEwRKU-oimUd1f6hnWy4OumrYIk94RkIA3j7BQXKrBDwV7YwFCC1Qg6K/s1600/30055126-700176.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVPjpP-xJfV4R-BTdW6C-HyJmoXumT2sr_LaJrP6_5NE7pQcU8JNIDWWZ9VQgcmU20dqdSHymWMgIHp-qgEvyUDEwRKU-oimUd1f6hnWy4OumrYIk94RkIA3j7BQXKrBDwV7YwFCC1Qg6K/s320/30055126-700176.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5940664332455427618" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-13457325991969324612013-10-29T08:35:00.001-04:002013-10-29T08:35:43.664-04:00Fw: TRAIN STATION and a BIT of HISTORY<ul style="padding-left: 72pt"> <p><font size="2" color="#010101" face="Arial"> </font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Arial">If you were in the market for a watch in 1880, would you know where to get one? You would go to a store, right? Well, of course you could do that, but if you wanted one that was cheaper and a bit better than most of the store watches, you went to the train station! Sound a bit funny? Well, for about 500 towns across the northern United States, that's where the best watches were found.</font><font size="4" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">Why were the best watches found at the train station? The railroad company wasn't selling the watches, not at all The telegraph operator was. Most of the time the telegraph operator was located in the railroad station because the telegraph lines followed the railroad tracks from town to town. It was usually the shortest distance and the right-of-ways had already been secured for the rail line.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">Most of the station agents were also skilled telegraph operators and that was the primary way that they communicated with the railroad. They would know when trains left the previous station and when they were due at their next station. And it was the telegraph</font><font size="2" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana"> </font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">operator who had the watches. As a matter of fact they sold more of them than almost all the stores combined for a period of about 9 years.</font><font size="2" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">This was all arranged by "Richard", who was a telegraph operator himself. He was on duty in the North Redwood, Minnesota train station one day when a load of watches arrived from the East. It was a huge crate of pocket watches. No one ever came to claim them.</font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">So Richard sent a telegram to the manufacturer and asked them what they wanted to do with the watches. The manufacturer didn't want to pay the freight back, so they wired Richard to see if he could sell them. So Richard did. He sent a wire to every agent in the system asking them if they wanted a cheap, but good, pocket watch. He sold the entire case in less than two days and at a handsome profit.</font><font size="5" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">That started it all. He ordered more watches from the watch company and encouraged the telegraph operators to set up a display case in the station offering high quality watches for a cheap price to all the travelers. It worked! It didn't take long for the word to spread and, before long, people other than travelers came to the train station to buy watches.</font><font size="5" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">Richard became so busy that he had to hire a professional watch maker to help him with the orders. That was Alvah. And the rest is history as they say.</font><font size="5" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">The business took off and soon expanded to many other lines of dry goods.</font><font size="5" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">Richard and Alvah left the train station and moved their company to Chicago -- and it's still there.</font><font size="5" face="Calibri"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana"><b>YES, IT'S A LITTLE KNOWN FACT</b></font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana"> that for a while in the 1880's, the biggest watch retailer in the country was at the train station. </font><br> <font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">It all started with a telegraph operator: </font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana"><b>Richard Sears</b></font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana"> and his partner </font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana"><b>Alvah Roebuck</b></font><font size="5" color="#1F497D" face="Verdana">!</font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-30350885568594941252013-10-24T08:38:00.001-04:002013-10-24T08:38:10.752-04:00Fw: Does this about sum it up?<table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="1523"> <p><font size="4" color="#C00000" face="serif"><b><i><u>Bud the Cowboy</u></i></b></font><br> <font size="4" color="#C00000" face="serif"><b><i> </i></b></font><br> <font size="4" face="serif"><b> </b></font><div align="center"><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i>A </i></b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b>cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.</b></font><br> <font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i><br> The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" <br> <br> Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"<br> <br> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. <br> <br> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ... <br> <br> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. <br> <br> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." </i></b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><br> <br> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. </b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i><br> <br> He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man </i></b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b>stuffs it into the trunk of his car.</b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i><br> <br> Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"</i></b></font><br> <font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i>The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"</i></b></font><br> <font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i>"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.</i></b></font><br> <font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i>"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" </i></b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><br> <br> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep."<br> </b></font><font size="4" color="#0000FF" face="serif"><b><i><br> <br> "Now give me back my dog."</i></b></font></div></td></tr> </table> <ul style="padding-left: 36pt"><font size="2" face="Arial"> </font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-38497628119798057582013-10-21T08:45:00.001-04:002013-10-21T08:45:20.137-04:00Fw: ADULT SCIENCE QUIZ<ul style="padding-left: 144pt"> <p><font size="5" face="Tahoma">Here is a quiz on how much science adults know. Only 7% of the adult population gets all 13 questions correct.</font> <ul style="padding-left: 75pt"><font size="5" color="#0000FF" face="Tahoma"><u><br> </u></font><a href="http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/" target="_blank"><font size="5" color="#0000FF" face="Tahoma"><u>http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/</u></font></a></ul> </ul> <ul style="padding-left: 72pt"></ul> <ul style="padding-left: 36pt"></ul> <font size="3" face="Arial"><br> </font>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-40114634763263337692013-10-16T13:18:00.001-04:002013-10-16T13:18:16.474-04:00Fw: Origin of Left and Right<ul style="padding-left: 3pt"> <p><font size="3" face="Arial"><b>A little bible study on the difference between left and right</b></font><font size="3" face="Arial">...</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">Origin of Left and Right...</font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".</font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)</font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">Thus sayeth the Lord. Hallelujah and a big Amen.</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">Can't get any simpler than that.</font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">*********</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial"><b>Now For A Spelling Lesson</b></font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">The last four letters in American.......... I Can</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">The last four letters in Republican....... I Can</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">The last four letters in Democrats........Rats</font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial">End of lesson. Test to follow in November, 2014</font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Arial"><b>Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent removal month.</b></font><br> <br> <div align="center"><font size="3" color="#0000FF" face="Arial Narrow"><br> </font><font size="3" color="#0000FF" face="Roman"><br> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Roman"> </font></div><font size="3" face="Roman"><br> <br> <br> </font><font size="2" face="Tahoma"><br> </font><br> <br> <font size="3" face="Roman"><br> </font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-26033369695837143412013-10-14T14:31:00.000-04:002013-10-14T14:32:01.712-04:00Fw: Origin of "God Bless America"<ul style="padding-left: 108pt"> <p><font size="3" face="Arial">This is an old clip, but the patriotism is still there loud and clear. I am old enough to remember Kate Smith and her amazing voice. Some of you may not. You should enjoy this either way. Kate Smith was a "staunch, conservative Republican" who received two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Reagan in 1982. This is a feel good experience if you love our country. Read the story/introduction to the video and turn up your speakers. Enjoy! </font><font size="5" face="serif"> </font><br> <ul style="padding-left: 3pt"><font size="3" face="Arial"><b>In God We Trust! <///>< "Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."</b></font><br> <font size="2" face="Arial"> <br> </font> <ul style="padding-left: 3pt"><font size="1" face="Arial"><br> </font><br> <font size="5" face="Arial"><b><i>Do you remember Kate Smith?</i></b></font><br> <font size="1" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Frank Sinatra considered Kate Smith the best singer of her time, and said that when he and a million other guys first heard her sing "God Bless America" on the radio, they all pretended to have dust in their eyes as they wiped away a tear or two.</b></font><br> <font size="1" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Here are the facts...</b></font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>The link at the bottom will take you to a video showing the very first public singing of "GOD BLESS AMERICA". But before you watch it, you should also know the story behind the first public showing of the song.</b></font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>The time was 1940. America was still in a terrible economic depression. Hitler was taking over Europe and Americans were afraid we'd have to go to war. It was a time of hardship and worry for most Americans. <br> <br> This was the era just before TV, when radio shows were hugely popular. American families sat around their radios in the evenings, listening to their favorite entertainers, and no entertainer of that era was bigger than Kate Smith. Kate was also physically large; plus size, as we now say, and the popular phrase still used today is in deference to her, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Kate Smith might not have made it big in the age of TV, but with her voice coming over the radio, she was the biggest star of her time. <br> <br> Kate was also patriotic. It hurt her to see Americans so depressed and afraid of what the next day would bring. She had hope for America, and faith in her fellow Americans. She wanted to do something to cheer them up, so she went to the famous American song-writer, Irving Berlin (who also wrote "White Christmas") and asked him to write a song that would make Americans feel good again about their country. When she described what she was looking for, he said he had just the song for her. He went to his files and found a song that he had written, but never published, 22 years before - way back in 1917. He gave it to and she worked on it with her studio orchestra. She and Irving Berlin were not sure how the song would be received by the public, but both agreed they would not take any profits from God Bless America. Any profits would go to the Boy Scouts of America. Over the years, the Boy Scouts have received millions of dollars in royalties from this song.</b></font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b><br> This video starts out with Kate Smith coming into the radio studio with the orchestra and an audience. She introduces the new song for the very first time, and starts singing. After the first couple verses, with her voice in the background still singing, scenes are shown from the 1940 movie, "You're In The Army Now." At the 4:20 mark of the video you see a young actor in the movie, sitting in an office, reading a paper; it's Ronald Reagan.</b></font><br> <font size="1" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>To this day, God Bless America stirs our patriotic feelings and pride in our country. Back in 1940, when Kate Smith went looking for a song to raise the spirits of her fellow Americans, I doubt whether she realized just how successful the results would be for her fellow Americans during those years of hardship and worry..... and for many generations of Americans to follow. Now that you know the story of the song, I hope you'll enjoy it and treasure it even more. </b></font><br> <font size="1" face="Arial"> </font><br> <font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Many people don't know there's a lead in to the song, since it usually starts with "God Bless America....." So here's the entire song as originally sung.</b></font><br> <font size="1" face="Arial"> </font><br> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=TnQDW-NMaRs#%21" target="_blank"><font size="5" color="#0000FF" face="Arial"><b><u>Click here: YouTube#%21</u></b></font></a><br> <font size="1" face="Arial"> </font></ul> </ul> </ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-89994244357348306722013-10-10T12:08:00.001-04:002013-10-10T12:08:26.441-04:00Fw: Finally, we get to meet Maxine’s husband. He’s even funnier!<table class="yiv6675593704mceItemTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr valign="top"><td width="623"> <p><font size="5" face="serif"><b>Finally, we get to meet Maxine's husband. 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A sample test follows.<br> <br> NAME____________________<br> GANG/CREW NAME______________<br> CRIB_________________<br> <br> 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 9 of<br> every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos<br> can<br> Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?<br> <br> 2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for<br> $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the<br> rest of his shit ?<br> <br> 3. Dwayne pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per<br> day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?<br> <br> 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a<br> 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%<br> upside?<br> <br> 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and<br> $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many<br> more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?<br> <br> 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his<br> common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will<br> be left when he gets out?<br> <br> 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average<br> letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.<br> cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?<br> <br> 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.<br> What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?<br> <br> 9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor<br> that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700<br> a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's<br> income?<br> <br> 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan<br> loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how<br> far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?</font></ul> <ul style="padding-left: 36pt"><br> </ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-57551647164198393622013-10-10T09:51:00.001-04:002013-10-10T09:51:29.814-04:00Fw: Normandy Beach<ul style="padding-left: 72pt"> <p><font size="4" color="#292929" face="sans-serif">This past weekend British artists</font><font size="3" face="Calibri"> </font><a href="http://www.sandsculptureice.co.uk/" target="_blank"><font size="4" color="#5D9121" face="sans-serif"><b><u>Jamie Wardley and Andy Moss</u></b></font></a><font size="4" color="#292929" face="sans-serif"> accompanied by numerous volunteers, took to the beaches of Normandy with rakes and stencils in hand to etch 9,000 silhouettes representing fallen people into the sand. Titled</font><font size="3" face="Calibri"> </font><a href="http://thefallen9000.info/" target="_blank"><font size="4" color="#5D9121" face="sans-serif"><b><u>The Fallen 9000</u></b></font></a><font size="4" color="#292929" face="sans-serif">, the piece is meant as a stark visual reminder of the civilians, Germans and allied forces who died during the D-Day beach landings at Arromanches on June 6th, 1944 during WWII. The original team consisted of 60 volunteers, but as word spread nearly 500 additional local residents arrived to help with the temporary installation that lasted only a few hours before being washed away by the tide.</font><br> <font size="5" face="sans-serif"><b>9,000 Fallen Soldiers Etched into the Sand on Normandy Beach to</b></font><font size="6" face="sans-serif"><b> </b></font><font size="5" face="sans-serif"><b>Commemorate Peace Day on September 25, 2013</b></font><br> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlMfrx-0OpkiMpH1WOeJ5_Up5DXxwf6YCABWv0THBYRvLo0Wb_S8J_6YIZeeE7oRASHUwlF-3FSb3nWt0kzjKr2aJ7F1YQvCaJduASZPimpaJvxspYUrk5nZiViaKY95kxQt74e0ssBbqx/s1600/1D126069-789815.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlMfrx-0OpkiMpH1WOeJ5_Up5DXxwf6YCABWv0THBYRvLo0Wb_S8J_6YIZeeE7oRASHUwlF-3FSb3nWt0kzjKr2aJ7F1YQvCaJduASZPimpaJvxspYUrk5nZiViaKY95kxQt74e0ssBbqx/s320/1D126069-789815.jpg" border="0" alt="" 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</font><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><br> </font><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3205416861681521036.post-25700673652396741882013-10-10T09:27:00.000-04:002013-10-10T09:28:07.434-04:00Fw: Why old men don't get hired....<ul style="padding-left: 7pt"> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfs8t_GQLlw12xhT-3ZnfzcbHgVdeFpZtq9cgehFFjVxxHSGyMXiIFP-wub8tOeskZjo9tJsbRjI_iydkY4VC5lGLHuxYG6O4RE1rj3ySaE0MLmrxqpLwinQok7d5ahAJYe9rRYUSAjpIq/s1600/5A781760-787435.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfs8t_GQLlw12xhT-3ZnfzcbHgVdeFpZtq9cgehFFjVxxHSGyMXiIFP-wub8tOeskZjo9tJsbRjI_iydkY4VC5lGLHuxYG6O4RE1rj3ySaE0MLmrxqpLwinQok7d5ahAJYe9rRYUSAjpIq/s320/5A781760-787435.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5933118023235644194" /></a><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#0F5294" face="Times New Roman"><b><i>Job Interview:</i></b></font><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#0F5294" face="Arial"><b><i>Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"</i></b></font><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#0F5294" face="Arial"><b><i>Old Man : "Honesty."</i></b></font><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#0F5294" face="Arial"><b><i>Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."</i></b></font><br> <font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font><br> <font size="5" color="#0F5294" face="Arial"><b><i>Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think."</i></b></font></ul> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0